i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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