I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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