According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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