how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
