he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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