At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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