You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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