And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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