we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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