I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Randomize
