He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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