No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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