she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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