I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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