If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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