It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize