its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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