considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
i think im in europe. pls send help
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
