i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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