I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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