Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He passed out mid-signature
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
