He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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