called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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