he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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