I heard we made out
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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