I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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