I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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