she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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