That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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