I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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