I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
