sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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