we're blogging at a bar
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
He did a backflip because drugs
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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