Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
