it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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