the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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