Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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