Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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