Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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