hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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