no. you can't hotbox the world.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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