awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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