I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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