Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The feeling are messing with the penis
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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