Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
