he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Me too!
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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