dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
