i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Randomize
