Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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