so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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