We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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