How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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