You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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