Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm getting married
To pizza
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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